2014 Summer Shows #1

I’m going to go in order as listed on Random Curiousity’s preview page, except that I overlooked Glasslip, so I’ll start with that next time. Like last season, I’m going to post an image of the first second or two of each show.

A sky, which we'll surely pan down from.
A sky, which we’ll surely pan down from.

Bakumatsu Rock starts by giving us a concert by a boy-group in medieval Japan, most of it still shots with spotlights waving around. Not a good sign. Then we meet the young and hungry, er, Ryo, who’s come to the capital to become a star. He plays his guitar (which is a forbidden instrument) to everyone around, whether they’ll listen or not, and since his music sucks, he’s roughed up and peed on a lot. But he meets two others, interested in his guitar (because they think he stole it), who become his bandmates, and a kid whose importance we don’t know yet, I’m guessing the Shogun or his son, or daughter–it’s hard to tell.. When soldiers (who are in another boy band) try to confiscate it, the three team up, whip off their shirts, and perform Rock, and trigger a Peace Soul. Or something.

No-talents have been asking that for thousands of years.
No-talents have been asking that for thousands of years.

Some of it is amusing, but because of the content and implications rather than the mundane story. All the Shogun’s warriors perform in boy groups now, and they only get to play “Heaven’s Song,” which must make their concerts really short. In other words, only boy-groups are acceptable to the government, and most of the tickets to go the wealthy. On the other hand, Rock is a western style of rebellious music and must be stamped out. Fun, but this alone can’t carry a series. Ryo is a passionate nitwit, and sometimes he’s fun to watch; other times I want to smack him. His new bandmates Shinsaku and Katsura aren’t a lot better. The story will probably mix a getting-to-the-top story with cultural warfare with a lot of bad songs mixed in. I’ll pass.

And now for another show with boys ripping their shirts off, though I’m thinking it’s going to be a lot better.

A lovely drop of water which Haru gets philosophical about.
A lovely drop of water which Haru gets philosophical about.

My biggest concern for Free! Eternal Summer, is that KyoAni will do with it like they did Chuu2Koi, that is, do a second season but not come up with a decent story. Season one ended satisfactorily in terms of wrapping up loose ends, so what will they do now? We get some hints in episode one while they reintroduce all the characters and show us their muscles. A transfer student is brought in who’s supposed to be really good, but he’s keep offscreen until the end. And Rin makes a couple stabs at getting Haru and the others fired up about the future, so there’s a more philosophical angle for you.


But mostly, the episode is light, as I said, reintroducing the boys (and a couple of girls) as they move along after the match last season. This means spring-cleaning the pool, trying to attract new members (loved the shocked faces on the audience), and participating in Sasabe’s rebuilt pool event, where we get Rin racing Haru for the second time in the episode. Meanwhile, I can’t tell for sure, but I think they upped the amount of fanservice from last season. I suppose that’s one way of welcoming us back. Another way is to present us with a beautiful-looking, impeccably-directed episode, which this is, even if we don’t really know what the story is yet.

Captions like this always mean we're about to watch a battle.
Captions like this always mean we’re about to watch a battle.

Shirogane no Ishi: Argevollen has two countries duking it out for control of the continent, which looks more like a penninsula or an island, really, but I digress. Arandas, the good guys I guess, since we’re following them, are being pushed back to their great wall and beyond by the bad guys of Ingelmia and their nasty, hopping mecha. We meet a lot of characters, prominently Izumi, who watches the generals flee the danger with a glower, Tokimune is our hot-headed boy pilot out in the field, furious that they’re retreating and deserting the civilians. He sees one civilian car in danger, breaks orders to rescue her from two mecha, only to discover that the truck has a top-secret, brand-new, ass-kicking mecha of its own.

The first thing Tokimune does in the new mecha is strike a pose.
The first thing Tokimune does in the new mecha is strike a pose.

I wasn’t going to watch it anyway, mecha’s not my thing, but I was intrigued by how they laid out the battlefield morals here. You get the idea that Arandas may not be any better than their enemies, who probably have their own morals and angry boy pilots. But when they brought out the new mecha, in spite of the beatdown it gave on the bad guys, I was disappointed; this show is starting like so many others. I would have welcomed a series where neither side has a big weapon advantage but wins or loses due to strategy and resources using conventional means. Looks like this won’t be this show. It’s all told in a conventional way, and while they did a decent job of introducing a lot of characters without over-explaining, I am not terribly interested in any of them.

Modern day Tokyo at night shots mean we'll start with some action or danger.
Modern day Tokyo at night shots mean we’ll start with some action or danger.

Tokyo Ghouls is off to a promising start. After a bloody scene where one ghoul is interrupted by another ghoul and runs off, introducing us to the concept of ghoul binge eating, we meet our hero, hapless high-schooler Ken, who’s telling his annoying pal Hide about a girl he wants to ask out. Instead, he’s picked up by a beautiful woman named Rize, ostensibly because she’s reading the same book he is, but in reality is the binge-eater from the first scene. Hell of a first date, huh, Ken? Implausible things happen, like those convenient girders, and now Ken’s a half-ghoul, especially terrible because he can’t eat human meant for humans, but the thought of eating human food, if you know what I mean, disgusts his human side. But he’s hungry, damn it!

How's the date going, Ken?
How’s the date going, Ken?

I guess that will be part of the story, that Ken will have to fight the urge to eat human flesh once a month, which isn’t all that interesting. The scenes were he tries to eat human food or fights the urge to eat humans were the weakest in the episode. But the show has other things going for it. The ghouls have personalities. They squabble over territory. They have organizations. Not only that, but they’re among us. At least half the characters we’re introduced to in the episode are actually ghouls. Asking “Is he or isn’t he?” for every new character we meet will keep us nicely off-balanced. It looks good, and is appropriately gory and scary, though, as I said, often implausible … Why did Rize go through all that trouble before disemboweling her victim? Are the victims sometimes more than cattle? If so, why? Good beginning.


In Rail Wars! we meet a lad named Naoto as he enters training for the Japanese National Railways, the big, government-run rail system, for a life of tranquility. He immediately picks up sidekicks, grumpy Sakurai, bro Shou, and brainy (and buxom) Haruka, the possible love interest, and we see them go through their training, including shoving coal in a steam engine for chrissakes, and did you know there’s a technique to it, that you can’t just shovel the coal in there? And that the initials on a train number can signify how many wheels (or is that axles?) it has? The show throws little facts like that out every five minutes or so, whether they’re important or not.

By this point in the episode he shouldn't be surprised.
By this point in the episode he shouldn’t be surprised.

So train lovers might like this show a lot. I wasn’t so enthused. While I was relieved that the entire month’s training was done in half the episode, no fucking up scenes or “I won’t make it!” angst (every character in this show is cheerful most of the time), it also means we don’t see the characters bond in any way. The four of them start off together and wind up together as if the show didn’t want to bother explaining. And, apart from Sakurai’s man-hating, they trust each other implicitly, right from the start. They pass every test with just a little difficulty, and the final, unplanned test involving real purse-snatchers, implies that there’s no one at JNR who has a phone. Frankly, why does the show even need adventures like that? I think a show in more of the style of a Karino Takatsu, with lots of train porn, would be highly enjoyable. The characters would be more fun than this lot is. Well, Rail Wars is at least an earnest, cheerful show. It’s one is on my “maybe” list.

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